Happy Tuesday! Sorry I took an extra day off yesterday, I was suffering from a mild headache and sometimes trying to post something becomes a massive headache with either my computer(s) malfunctioning or the site itself messing up so I just didn’t want to risk it.  I am back today and ready to use rant Tuesday for one that I have been saving up for a long, long time and I am certain that it will piss some people off, for that I apologize.  I did do an extensive amount of research on this and I have been for many, many years.  Anyone that knows me knows I wouldn’t post something unless I was ready to back it up or argue about it until I am right, so I have warned ye all, tread further on your own free will…………………………

 

    I have HAD it with everyone who gets so upset about what the hell Goofy from Disney fame is.  If Pluto is a dog what is goofy? That is the central dilemma to this rather bothersome query and that is what I focused my years of research and I can conclusively answer this once and for all, there will be no disputing what species Goofy is by the time you finish reading what I discovered.  I scoured the internet and local libraries for any and all non-fiction books on and about Disney, either Walt himself or the company and there was little to be found, at first.  It was after I had received an anonymous letter that directed me to a long forgotten memoir written by Mr. Disney’s maid, Clara Poole, in a certain chapter, Clara describes receiving a box  from Mr. Disney’s lawyers after his death.  She was surprised to open it and find all of Mr. Disney’s personal letters and diaries.  One journal in particular caught my eye as I read her inventory of books/papers received, The Flora and Fauna of Disney World an Anthology.  It took me almost two years to finally locate a copy of the book and another year just to get the owner to allow me to see it, for ten minutes! He finally agreed after he heard why, he too was sick of the constant questions and attention the species of an animated person was.  “It is a cartoon!” The owner of the book yelled, “A damn cartoon character.”  He said exasperated as cupped his hands in his face in defeat.  He allowed me ten minutes, with no photography, he even had the book open to the page I would have searched precious minutes for.  I read it quickly and then grabbed my little notebook and pen.  My hand was shaking as I transcribe what I read aloud to myself:

Chapter 7 the origins of the Canid species of Disney.

 

As we all know the dominant species in my world but the two most dominant are the Mouse and Duck species, they developed into the dominant hominid species, the varied other species of the world have evolved to the same extent as Mousekind and Duckind but these species also had branches that did not evolve and stayed in their wild, primal forms.  Examples of these are most other bird types, rats, bear, cats and especially dogs.  As we all know, Mickey’s best friend is his “pet” dog Pluto, he is a primal form of the Canid family of Disney.  Mickey’s friend, Goofy, is also a dog but he and his ancestors branched off from the primal dog species about 6 million years ago, thus we have the wild dog branch of the Canid Canadae family tree and the evolved branch Canid Gooficus, who became a dominant species of the Disney world……..

 

I stopped reading/writing just as the owner slammed the book shut.  We locked eyes for a minute and he nodded, I nodded back and took off for the nearest internet café to write this piece.  So there you have it straight from the Nazi sympathizer himself, Walt Disney, Pluto is a dog and Goofy is as well, they are just different species of dogs in the animated and completely made up world of Walt Disney.  Discussion closed, rant over, Good Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!