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Thursday, October 20, 2011
I call this one dragon eye. Of course it's not a real dragon eye seeing as I haven't yet encountered one in the wild. This is actually just a black and white picture of a black light bulb in a lamp. I used my selective coloring and created THE DRAGON EYE. This is one of those pictures that could look like something completely different to other people. What do you see when you look at it? A fiery red planet in the midst up of its final few seconds in existance. The huge gaping hole in it's center has begun to expand at an incredible rate of speed, it's eating itself into nothingness. I hope no one lived on it. No matter how many times I look at it though I see the intense glow of a great red dragon's pupil as it gets ready to blast me into oblivion with its fire breath. I don't know how much you know about dragons but I can tell you the last dragon you want to be this close to is a red dragon, they are a cunning, manipulative, and extremely evil. The only thought that crosses my mind is that it must want me alive if I'm this close to the thing. I know at anytime he could just whip his head around and swallow me whole. I'm locked into some sort of dragonfear because all I see is his eye, I can smell the noxious fumes floating through his lair it has a hint of sulphur to it, I can't help but hold my tongue because I really want to blurt out, "Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning." I'm sure this guy doesn't have a sense of humor and I highly doubt a dragon would watch human movies anyway so it would be wasted, besides I'm way too petrified to move let alone speak. It does seem that my bladder works fine though because I just peed my pants, the good news is that it's so freaking hot in this dragon's lair that my pants instantly dried, the bad news is that I'm in this freaking dragon's lair! How did I get here? What would I possibly gain from this? Oh sure a dragon's horde would put Bill Gates to shame but you'd have to kill it to get it. Movies and books would lead you to believe that it's not that difficult to kill a dragon but I and my pee stained pants can assure you that without an army and a good plan (and lots of luck) this thing isn't dying. Lastly why hasn't he killed me yet? His teeth alone are as big as me, his claws? Don't make me keep explaining please, I don't want to have an accident in my pants again and I'm all out of pee! I won't even mention his breath which when unleashed from his massive head is hot enough to melt steel, oops, I mentioned it. So I just stand here and stare into the massive crimson orb and wait for something, anything to happen. I dare you to join me, no, better yet take a long look at this picture and imagine yourself on a doomed planet desperately looking for a way off, or standing eye to eye with a red dragon, or doing whatever it is you'd do with what you see. If you just keep seeing a light bulb in a lamp in a black and white picture then you need to read some more books. My point is sometimes it's fun to let your imagination loose, it keeps you sane.
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